Welcome to my 2025 edition guide on how to stop being incel, personally requested by @Enamor seemingly because he is stone cold hahhahahhaha let's take a second to point and laugh at him hahhahahahhahhaha
this 2025 edition will follow roughly the same meta as in previous years but with slight tweaks to make it more optimal for your incel ass in 2025, unfortunately this guide is male only however if enough people view the advice given in this guide as useful i will make the female version
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HOW TO NO LONGER BE INCEL
step 1: setting the right intentions
before you even step into the shower, it’s important to set the right mindset. a lot of people, especially those who might be struggling with self-esteem or social confidence (perhaps because of being an incel), can feel like basic hygiene is a chore. but it’s really a form of self-care that tells the world you value yourself. make this moment about embracing the idea that you deserve to feel fresh, clean, and good about yourself.
key thoughts:
- you are worth the time and energy it takes to clean yourself.
- cleanliness can help you feel more confident, which makes interactions with others easier and more comfortable.
- a shower is more than just a physical cleanse; it’s a mental cleanse too.
step 2: preparing your shower space
before getting in, check the shower to ensure it’s a safe and comfortable environment. this step might sound basic, but having a clutter-free and tidy space can help you feel more at ease. it’s all about setting the tone.
tips:
- make sure the water temperature is just right—not too hot, not too cold. aim for a comfortable, warm temperature that feels relaxing and soothing.
- keep your shower space organized. having your soap, shampoo, and towel within easy reach will save you time and avoid unnecessary frustration during the process.
- check the drain to ensure it’s not clogged—this will avoid any unpleasant water buildup, which can be a little annoying and make the experience less enjoyable.
step 3: stepping into the shower
now that your space is prepared, it’s time to step into the shower. take a moment to adjust to the warm water, feeling it gently hit your skin. as the water runs over you, take a few deep breaths. let the moment feel like it’s for you—a time where you get to care for yourself. a simple act of self-love.tips:
- step in slowly and gently. there's no need to rush this process.
- avoid turning the water pressure to the maximum immediately. too harsh of a stream can actually be uncomfortable.
step 4: wetting your body thoroughly
before applying any products, it’s crucial to get your body fully wet. this step helps to prepare your skin for the soap or body wash. allow the water to fully soak your hair, face, neck, chest, arms, and legs.important points:
- ensure that all your body parts, including your underarms and areas that might not be visible at first glance, are wet. this ensures an even distribution of soap and a more thorough cleanse.
- don’t rush this step—allow the water to cascade over your body for a minute or two. this will help to open your pores and prepare your skin for cleaning.
step 5: washing your hair
if you have hair, now is the time to begin with shampoo. wet your hair completely, then apply a generous amount of shampoo to your palms. rub your hands together to distribute the shampoo, then massage it gently into your scalp using your fingertips (not your nails!). don’t just focus on the top of your head; make sure you get the shampoo all over your scalp, as this is where oil and dirt build up the most.steps for washing hair:
- apply the shampoo evenly throughout your hair. make sure to focus on the roots, where oil accumulates.
- massage your scalp for at least 30 seconds. think of it as a mini massage for yourself, which can help promote relaxation and blood flow to the scalp.
- rinse thoroughly, making sure to get all the shampoo out. any leftover product can make your hair feel greasy or heavy.
- if you use conditioner, apply it to the ends of your hair and leave it in for a minute or two. this helps with detangling and moisturizing your hair.
step 6: washing your body
once your hair is clean, it’s time to focus on your body. using a good-quality body wash or soap is crucial here. if you have sensitive skin, opt for something that’s gentle and hydrating. for general use, any basic body wash that you enjoy the scent of will work well.key steps for washing your body:
- apply a small amount of body wash or soap to a washcloth, loofah, or your hands. remember, you don’t need to go overboard. a little bit of product goes a long way.
- start at the top—begin with your neck and work your way down. gently massage the product into your skin using circular motions.
- focus on areas where sweat tends to accumulate: underarms, back, groin area, and feet. these areas often need more attention, and it's good to make sure you cleanse them properly.
- don’t forget about your lower legs, feet, and between your toes. these areas can get quite sweaty and must be thoroughly cleaned.
step 7: cleaning your face
your face deserves extra attention, as it’s the most exposed part of your body. use a facial cleanser that’s suited for your skin type (for example, a gentle foaming cleanser if you have oily skin, or a cream-based cleanser if you have dry skin).steps for washing your face:
- wet your face with lukewarm water, not hot, as hot water can strip your skin of natural oils.
- apply a small amount of facial cleanser and gently massage it in with your fingers. make sure to cover your forehead, nose, cheeks, and chin.
- avoid scrubbing too hard. the skin on your face is delicate, so be gentle to avoid irritation.
- rinse thoroughly with water. use a soft towel to pat your face dry afterward.
step 8: cleaning sensitive areas
now it’s time to focus on areas that need special care, like your underarms and groin. be gentle here because these parts of your body have sensitive skin.underarms:
- use your washcloth or hands to scrub under your arms gently. these areas can get sweaty and can often have an odor if not cleaned thoroughly.
- make sure you use soap to break down any body odor-causing bacteria.
groin and intimate areas:
- wash your genitals with a mild soap or a gentle intimate cleanser. avoid using harsh soaps or products that might cause irritation.
- be sure to clean thoroughly but gently, paying attention to both the front and the back.
step 9: rinsing off
now that you’ve thoroughly washed your entire body, it’s time to rinse off all the soap and product. stand under the water for at least 1–2 minutes to ensure all residue is gone. any leftover product on your skin can leave you feeling sticky and can block your pores.tips:
- make sure the water runs clear before you step out. you don’t want to leave any soap or shampoo in your hair or on your skin.
step 10: drying off
step out of the shower carefully, ensuring that you’re not slipping on wet surfaces. grab your towel and gently pat your skin dry, starting from the top down.tips:
- don’t rub too aggressively—this can irritate your skin. gentle patting is best.
- make sure to dry your hair as well. you can use a towel to gently blot away excess water, but avoid wringing it out, as this can damage your hair.
step 11: moisturizing
moisturizing is a crucial step to keep your skin hydrated and soft after a shower. while your skin is still slightly damp, apply a good quality moisturizer. this will lock in hydration and keep your skin smooth, which is important for both health and appearance.tips:
- use a lightweight lotion if you have oily skin, or a thicker cream if you have dry skin.
- focus on dry areas such as elbows, knees, and feet.
step 12: deodorizing
apply a deodorant or antiperspirant to your underarms. this is a key step to help you stay fresh throughout the day. choose a scent you enjoy, and apply a small amount.step 13: taking care of your post-shower look
now that your shower is complete, it’s time to take care of any additional grooming. trim your nails, shave (if you choose), and comb your hair. these little touches can go a long way in how you feel about yourself and how others perceive you.grooming:
- trimming your nails or shaving helps give you a more polished appearance.
- combing your hair or styling it in a way that makes you feel confident is key.
step 14: reflecting on your progress
after you’ve finished your shower routine, take a moment to reflect on how you feel. notice how your body feels fresh, your skin is smooth, and you’re clean. it’s not just about looking good—it's about how good you feel.key takeaway:
- cleanliness boosts confidence, and confidence is a powerful thing. taking care of your body can help you feel more secure, which in turn can help with social interactions and self-image.
- don’t overlook the mental and emotional benefits of self-care. the effort you put into your hygiene reflects how you value yourself.
this is the be all, end all guide to cure inceldom
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