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Failo Fix 2025: The Modern Med-Aesthetic Thread
“Because sometimes it’s not self-hate—it’s informed critique.”
Welcome to the definitive 2025 thread on modern anatomical and dermatological failos. This is not a “cope thread.” This is a data thread. A thread for people who don’t want to hear “just be yourself” if the mirror disagrees.
We're not here to judge. We're here to dissect.
1. Too Short
Failo: Adult height below average (M: <5’8”, F: <5’2”)Fixes:
- Height boosting insoles (short-term, mid impact)
- Posture correction (can gain 1–2 cm)
- Limb-lengthening surgery (LLS): An intensive procedure where bones are broken and extended with internal or external fixators. Takes 6–12 months.
- Femoral or tibial lengthening
- Avg gain: 5–8cm per session
- Cost: $50k–$150k depending on region

2. Protruding Bug Eyes (Exophthalmos)
Failo: Eyes appear pushed forward or overly roundCauses:
- Genetics:
- Thyroid dysfunction (esp. Graves' disease)
- Fixes:
- Rule out thyroid conditions (blood test: TSH, T3, T4)
- Orbital decompression surgery: Reduces eye bulging by removing bone/fat behind the eye

3. Acne
Failo: Active inflammation, whiteheads, blackheads, nodulesFixes:
- Topicals: Retinoids (Tretinoin), benzoyl peroxide
- Orals: Doxycycline, Minocycline (for pustular/nodulocystic acne)
- Isotretinoin (Accutane): For severe/resistant cases(Avoid sunlight)
- Lifestyle: Avoid dairy/sugar spikes, reduce stress hormones (cortisol drives sebaceous glands)

4. Bad Skin (Visible Pores, Texture)
Fixes:- Microneedling + PRP (stimulates collagen)
- Laser Resurfacing (Fractional CO2 or Erbium YAG)
- Chemical Peels: Glycolic acid, TCA (20–50%)
- Niacinamide serums for pore tightening
- Hydration + ceramide-heavy moisturizers to repair skin barrier

5. Gummy Smile
Failo: Excessive gingival display when smiling (>3mm gum exposure)Fixes:
- Botox into levator labii superioris alaeque nasi
- Lip repositioning surgery
- Orthognathic surgery (if caused by vertical maxillary excess)
- Laser gingivectomy (gum trimming)

6. Very Overweight
Failo: BMI >30 (but more importantly: high body fat % and poor WHR)Fixes:
- GLP-1 agonists (Semaglutide, Tirzepatide): Weight loss of 15–25%
- Surgical: Bariatric surgery (sleeve gastrectomy, RYGB)
- Aesthetic: CoolSculpting, liposuction for contouring post-weight loss

7. Narrow Hips on Women / Wide Hips on Men
Failo: Androgynous pelvic shapeFixes (women):
- Hip Dips Fat Grafting
- 360 Lipo + BBL to enhance WHR (waist-to-hip ratio)
Fixes (men): - Emphasize shoulder-to-waist ratio through training
- Lipo on flanks/hips
- Clothing: avoid drop-crotch pants or anything drawing eye to lower half

8. 4C Hair
Failo: Often perceived as “less desirable” due to texture biasFixes:
- Hydration = definition (LCO method: Liquid, Cream, Oil)
- Silk presses (if desired) or texturizers (less damaging than relaxers)
- Embrace fade + taper cuts for clean presentation if cropped
- Do NOT attempt chemical straightening without professional guidance—scalp burns are real

9. Dirty Nails
Failo: Self-explanatoryFixes:
- Weekly trimming, under-nail scrubbing
- Biotin (2.5 mg/day) may aid nail growth
- Clear matte nail hardeners for subtle strength
- Clean cuticles w/ cuticle oil + pushers

10. Thin Lips or Lack of Curves (on Women)
Failo: Poor sexual dimorphismFixes:
- Lip Fillers (Hyaluronic acid) — Juvederm, Restylane
- Sculptra / Radiesse for jawline or cheek projection
- Hormonal optimization (esp. if curves diminished post-birth control or with age)

11. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (FAS) Features
Failo: Smooth philtrum, thin upper lip, small palpebral fissuresFixes:
- Very limited correction possible—mainly supportive
- Lip filler can improve upper lip
- Canthoplasty may help with eye shape
- Focus on grooming, dental alignment, and outfit proportion to counteract

12. Recessed Chin
Failo: Poor forward facial growth; weak jawFixes:
- Orthognathic surgery (BSSO, Le Fort I) for realignment
- Chin implants (medpor or silicone)
- Jaw filler (temporary fix)
- Mewing: Extremely mild results; only effective in pre-adolescents

Summary of Fixes by Category
Failo | Fix Type | Notes |
---|---|---|
Too Short | Surgery (LLS), lifts | High cost, long recovery |
Bug Eyes | Thyroid management, orbital decompression | Requires imaging |
Acne | Medications, topicals, isotretinoin | Long-term |
Skin Texture | Microneedling, laser, topicals | Requires consistency |
Gummy Smile | Botox, surgery | Botox = 3–6 mo effect |
Overweight | GLP-1s, surgery | GLP-1s changing the game |
Pelvis shape | BBL, training, clothes | WHR > volume |
4C Hair | Hydration, styles | Embrace or shape |
Nails | Hygiene | Easy win |
Thin lips | Fillers | Repeat every 6–12 months |
FAS | Limited | Focus on grooming |
Skullcel | Surgery, implants | Best ROI if severe |
Surgical Risk & Ethical Considerations
These fixes range from low-risk (lip balm) to extreme (orthognathic surgery). Know this:- Surgery is trauma. Bone, nerve, and vascular disruption is real.
- Infections, poor healing, asymmetry, and regret happen.
- Consult board-certified dermatologists, plastic surgeons, or endocrinologists.