MaximusPrincipus
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Alright, listen up, femoids I AM BACK WITH A BANGER THREAD AGAIN. This is going to be a sensitive thread but if you think your face and body are the only things that matter, YOU’RE WRONG. Your vagina is a high-value asset, and if you don’t keep it in top-tier condition, you’re automatically lower SMV than you should be. No high-value man (or woman) wants to deal with a busted, unhealthy, or unmaintained coochie.
Here’s how to VAGINAMAXX for peak hygiene, pleasure, and aesthetic appeal.
The number one non-negotiable rule: YOUR VAGINA MUST BE CLEAN. If you take your underwear off and it smells like a fish market, you have FAILED.
How to keep your coochie smelling fresh & clean:
WASH DAILY with lukewarm water (NOT inside—just the outside)
Mild, unscented soap (DO NOT use strong soaps or body wash down there)
Change your underwear DAILY (or more if you sweat a lot)
Trim or wax if necessary (trapped sweat & bacteria = SMELL)
Drink tons of water (hydration affects vaginal scent)
DO NOT:
Douching (it destroys your natural pH, making it WORSE)
Using scented soap, perfume, or deodorant sprays (just NO)
Wearing tight, synthetic underwear all the time (cotton is your best friend)
TL;DR: If your coochie stinks, NO ONE wants it. Fix it.
If your pH balance is messed up, you’re gonna smell, feel itchy, and probably have discharge issues. Bacterial vaginosis (BV), yeast infections, and UTIs are all SELF-INFLICTED Ls most of the time.
How to keep your pH in check:
Eat probiotic-rich foods (yogurt, kimchi, sauerkraut = OP for vaginal health)
Cranberry juice (natural UTI prevention, also makes you taste better)
Take a daily probiotic supplement for vaginal health
Wear breathable underwear (cotton or NOTHING at night)
Pee after sex EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
AVOID:
Too much sugar (yeast infections LOVE sugar)
Unwashed hands or dirty fingers near your area (men, I’m looking at you too)
Letting sweat sit down there for too long (change after workouts, ASAP)
TL;DR: pH balance is EVERYTHING. If it’s off, you WILL suffer.
If you think no one cares how your vagina looks, you’re wrong. While you can’t change genetics, you CAN optimize.
What makes a vagina more attractive?
Healthy, hydrated skin (moisturize after shaving)
Even skin tone (use aloe vera or gentle brightening creams if you have dark patches)
No ingrown hairs or razor bumps (exfoliate + use a good shaving cream)
AVOID:
Overgrown, untrimmed jungle (a little hair is fine, but WILD is not it)
Razor bumps (use a proper exfoliator & moisturizer after shaving/waxing)
Hyperpigmentation (if it bothers you, use natural brightening methods like aloe vera)
TL;DR: Keep it neat, clean, and healthy-looking.
Some of you are LITERALLY SELF-SABOTAGING by ruining your elasticity. If you wanna keep things tight, snug, and enjoyable, you need to ACTIVELY MAINTAIN IT.
How to keep your vagina tight & enjoyable for both men and women:
Kegels (do them DAILY, 10 min minimum, no excuses)
Pelvic floor exercises (squats help, too)
Use a yoni egg or kegel weights for extra training
Hydration & collagen intake (keeps vaginal tissue healthy & firm)
Regular orgasms (yes, pleasure keeps things strong and healthy)
DO NOT:
Shove huge things in there regularly (common sense, please)
Overuse certain toys (some of you are training yourselves for failure)
Ignore pelvic health (if you’ve had kids, DO YOUR EXERCISES)
TL;DR: Do your Kegels or stay loose. Simple.
If you expect someone to go down there, the LEAST you can do is make it a pleasant experience. What you eat directly affects how you taste and smell.
What makes you taste GOOD:
Pineapple, watermelon, strawberries (sweetens your natural scent)
Cranberry juice (also helps with pH & infections)
Fresh fruits & veggies (keeps everything clean & fresh)
What makes you taste BAD:
Junk food, greasy fast food, processed snacks (makes you smell SOUR)
Too much red meat or dairy (can make your scent heavy)
Smoking & alcohol (ruins your natural balance)
TL;DR: You are what you eat. Eat clean = taste clean.
If you’re sexually active, your vagina is ONLY high-value if it’s CLEAN and DISEASE-FREE. No high-value man or woman wants to roll the dice with an infection risk.
How to stay safe & avoid STDs:
ALWAYS use protection (raw dogging randoms = evolutionary failure)
Regular STD testing (if you’re sexually active, NO EXCUSES)
Know your partner’s history (don’t assume, ASK & CHECK)
Avoid sleeping with people who sleep around recklessly
BIGGEST RED FLAGS:
“I don’t like condoms” (That’s HIS problem, not yours)
Not getting tested before new partners
Sleeping with people who are clearly reckless & risky
TL;DR: Protect yourself or take the L.
If you wanna go above and beyond, here’s what high-tier women do:
Steam Baths & Yoni Steaming (relaxes muscles, improves circulation)
Jade Eggs & Yoni Training (extra vaginal control = elite pleasure)
Essential Oils for Moisture (coconut oil, vitamin E = soft, supple skin)
Feminine Probiotics (specific for vaginal health, prevents infections)
If your vagina isn’t clean, tight, and healthy, you are wasting potential. No one wants a musty, loose, or infected coochie. If you follow these steps, you’ll FEEL better, SMELL better, TASTE better, and BE BETTER.
REMEMBER: High-value women have high-value coochies. Take care of yours.
Here’s how to VAGINAMAXX for peak hygiene, pleasure, and aesthetic appeal.
1. Hygiene: If You Smell, It’s OVER
The number one non-negotiable rule: YOUR VAGINA MUST BE CLEAN. If you take your underwear off and it smells like a fish market, you have FAILED.
How to keep your coochie smelling fresh & clean: WASH DAILY with lukewarm water (NOT inside—just the outside) Mild, unscented soap (DO NOT use strong soaps or body wash down there) Change your underwear DAILY (or more if you sweat a lot) Trim or wax if necessary (trapped sweat & bacteria = SMELL) Drink tons of water (hydration affects vaginal scent) DO NOT: Douching (it destroys your natural pH, making it WORSE) Using scented soap, perfume, or deodorant sprays (just NO) Wearing tight, synthetic underwear all the time (cotton is your best friend)TL;DR: If your coochie stinks, NO ONE wants it. Fix it.
2. pH Balance = The Key to Avoiding Infections
If your pH balance is messed up, you’re gonna smell, feel itchy, and probably have discharge issues. Bacterial vaginosis (BV), yeast infections, and UTIs are all SELF-INFLICTED Ls most of the time.
How to keep your pH in check: Eat probiotic-rich foods (yogurt, kimchi, sauerkraut = OP for vaginal health) Cranberry juice (natural UTI prevention, also makes you taste better) Take a daily probiotic supplement for vaginal health Wear breathable underwear (cotton or NOTHING at night) Pee after sex EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. AVOID: Too much sugar (yeast infections LOVE sugar) Unwashed hands or dirty fingers near your area (men, I’m looking at you too) Letting sweat sit down there for too long (change after workouts, ASAP)TL;DR: pH balance is EVERYTHING. If it’s off, you WILL suffer.
3. Appearance Maxxing (Yes, Looks Matter Down There Too)
If you think no one cares how your vagina looks, you’re wrong. While you can’t change genetics, you CAN optimize.
What makes a vagina more attractive? Healthy, hydrated skin (moisturize after shaving) Even skin tone (use aloe vera or gentle brightening creams if you have dark patches) No ingrown hairs or razor bumps (exfoliate + use a good shaving cream) AVOID: Overgrown, untrimmed jungle (a little hair is fine, but WILD is not it) Razor bumps (use a proper exfoliator & moisturizer after shaving/waxing) Hyperpigmentation (if it bothers you, use natural brightening methods like aloe vera)TL;DR: Keep it neat, clean, and healthy-looking.
4. Tightness & Elasticity (Don’t Get Loose Mode)
Some of you are LITERALLY SELF-SABOTAGING by ruining your elasticity. If you wanna keep things tight, snug, and enjoyable, you need to ACTIVELY MAINTAIN IT.
How to keep your vagina tight & enjoyable for both men and women: Kegels (do them DAILY, 10 min minimum, no excuses) Pelvic floor exercises (squats help, too) Use a yoni egg or kegel weights for extra training Hydration & collagen intake (keeps vaginal tissue healthy & firm) Regular orgasms (yes, pleasure keeps things strong and healthy) DO NOT: Shove huge things in there regularly (common sense, please) Overuse certain toys (some of you are training yourselves for failure) Ignore pelvic health (if you’ve had kids, DO YOUR EXERCISES)TL;DR: Do your Kegels or stay loose. Simple.
5. Taste & Smell Maxxing (Because Yes, It Matters)
If you expect someone to go down there, the LEAST you can do is make it a pleasant experience. What you eat directly affects how you taste and smell.
What makes you taste GOOD: Pineapple, watermelon, strawberries (sweetens your natural scent) Cranberry juice (also helps with pH & infections) Fresh fruits & veggies (keeps everything clean & fresh) What makes you taste BAD: Junk food, greasy fast food, processed snacks (makes you smell SOUR) Too much red meat or dairy (can make your scent heavy) Smoking & alcohol (ruins your natural balance)TL;DR: You are what you eat. Eat clean = taste clean.
6. STDs & Safe Sex (Because No One Wants a Diseased Coochie)
If you’re sexually active, your vagina is ONLY high-value if it’s CLEAN and DISEASE-FREE. No high-value man or woman wants to roll the dice with an infection risk.
How to stay safe & avoid STDs: ALWAYS use protection (raw dogging randoms = evolutionary failure) Regular STD testing (if you’re sexually active, NO EXCUSES) Know your partner’s history (don’t assume, ASK & CHECK) Avoid sleeping with people who sleep around recklessly BIGGEST RED FLAGS: “I don’t like condoms” (That’s HIS problem, not yours) Not getting tested before new partners Sleeping with people who are clearly reckless & riskyTL;DR: Protect yourself or take the L.
7. Advanced Vaginal Maxxing (Elite-Level Maintenance)
If you wanna go above and beyond, here’s what high-tier women do:
Steam Baths & Yoni Steaming (relaxes muscles, improves circulation) Jade Eggs & Yoni Training (extra vaginal control = elite pleasure) Essential Oils for Moisture (coconut oil, vitamin E = soft, supple skin) Feminine Probiotics (specific for vaginal health, prevents infections)Conclusion: No Excuses—VAGINAMAXX NOW
If your vagina isn’t clean, tight, and healthy, you are wasting potential. No one wants a musty, loose, or infected coochie. If you follow these steps, you’ll FEEL better, SMELL better, TASTE better, and BE BETTER.
REMEMBER: High-value women have high-value coochies. Take care of yours. 
